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You only want anything to do with me when you’re drunk….
HMPH!

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Exact impression^^^
Same^^
uhm, i just… uh.
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Aww!!
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You only want anything to do with me when you’re drunk….
HMPH!

An Old Wise Donkey
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone’s amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer’s neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
MORAL :
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
…..
NO! That farmer was an asshole for trying to bury that donkey alive!
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This. Is. Ridiculous.
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SHE’S LIKE 4 OR SOMETHING.
Omg.
omg no freaking way :OOOOOOOOOO
:OOO WOAH
what the hell is that other girl for?…LOL
HOLY CRAP. Damn. :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nicki minaj needs to meet her
OHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYY GOD ! and wtf hahahahahahaha the girl next to her O_o she her back up dancer ? LOL
DEEEEENG
that feeling when a 4 year old sings better than you… ;”D
the little blonde one reminds me of me just chillin with no clue whats going on. hahahaha
Ahahahahha I’m like the lil blonde girl!! I just put the heart when somebody’s better than me in doing something, but I wanna show up that I can do something! :D
I know it’s Breezy day, but I HAD to reblog that video.
When she sang the chorus!!!!! OMG.
*Dies*
OMG.
i.. i just. i can’t. is this.. real? forever reblog.
Holy motherfucker.
i seriously cant believe what i just heard WOW! this kid is amazing…
nfjusdnal;vnfanvsl;
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Everyone is always going on about how wonderful and amazing pets Husky’s make, well you know what?
NO!
Not all the time they aren’t! Like for example…
75 acres isn’t enough space for my Husky to run around and lead her son stray on, so yesterday while I was at work, she decides it would be a good idea to go to the beach in the dark, go swimming, run through 10 tonne of mud, and visit the local roadhouse/motel, son in tow. Whilst here she proceeds to run inside the entertainment room, shake and track mud through the entire room, “oh that couch looks comfy, must wreck!” so indeed couch is destroyed. Then she proceeds to abandon her bewildered boy, so he goes and hides IN the roadhouse and makes friends with some divers until the cook rings dad and lets him know where one of his miscreant’s is lurking. Public enemy number one was still at large at this point…. anyway dad retrieves the cowering adolescent from under the table and goes home after fruitlessly looking for this unattainable sibe…. about an hour later Miss “I can do what I want and get away with it because I’m beautiful” trots up to the back door all “honey I’m home” style.
Oh and a few weeks ago she rocked up home pleased as a pig in s*** with a dead chicken :/
No, Husky’s do not always make ideal pets, believe me on that one.
She’s lucky I love her so much….